10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-