10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers