10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth