10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...