10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.