10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --