10 Random Poker Quotes

"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
It's Free To Fold...
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!