10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- im going to 2 out you to death