10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph