10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm