10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer