10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.