10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus