10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"