10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is for fat, American losers.
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it