10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear