10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.