10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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