10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- It's Free To Fold...
- "No river, no fish."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi