10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm