10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "No river, no fish."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed