10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz