10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• It's Free To Fold...
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.