10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.