10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike