10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.