10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.