10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach