10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.