10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson