10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."