10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."