10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)