10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.