10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.