10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fold and live to fold again
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen