10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.