10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo