10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!