10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT