10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is for loners.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.