10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?