10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters