10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus