10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"