10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.