10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986