10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.