10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson