10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe